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WEEKLY NEWSLETTER

Current Newsletter will be at the top of the page.

May 14th

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ARMED FORCES DAY DANCE

Come out and enjoy the celebration of our Armed Forces.  The Dance will begin at 9:00 PM.  BYOB.

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THIS WEEKEND AT THE DILLO

We are looking for a great weekend to come out and start up a volleyball game or lay out and get rid of that pesky paleness to your skin.  Bring a friend and experience of the Natural Way of Living!

Friday Night
9:00 PM - Cards, Games, Darts, and Karaoke

Saturday Night
9:00 PM - Armed Forces Dance

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BLOG

A Blog is like a Facebook Posting.  People can respond to the Blog itself or even to a Response to the Blog.  With that in mind, I thought it might be a quick way to shoot out a bit of information, Thank You's, etc. to all Members and if anyone wants to respond to it...they can.

It is located under the "Member Info" Tab. 

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May 7th

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MOTHER'S DAY DANCE

You don't have to be a mom to come out and enjoy the dance this Saturday night.  I'm sure at one time or another each and every one of you have "mothered" someone. The dance will start at 9:00PM and run until 1AM or so...

Come on out and bring some friends with you...let's get this party started!!!

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THIS WEEKEND AT THE DILLO

Hopefully this weekend we will have beau-ti-ful weather.  You know it's not too late to tan for the season...so head on out here and shed yer winter shell!  

Friday Night
9:00 PM - Cards, Games, Darts, and Karaoke

Saturday Night
9:00 PM - "Mother's Day" Dance  (Ya don't have to be a mother...just acted like one from time to time.)

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BLOG

I added a Blog to the site today.  I'm not quite sure how to best utilize it.  But thought I would give it a try.  

A Blog is kinda like jotting down a thought about something.  People can respond to the Blog itself or even to a Response to the Blog.  With that in mind, I thought it might be a quick way to shoot out a bit of information to all Members and if anyone wants to respond to it...they can.  I believe that anyone can "subscribe" to the Blog so that if anything is ever Blogged...you are made aware of it.  This is a trial....just to see how it goes.
It is located under the "Member Info" Tab.

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April 30th

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MAY 2012 CALENDAR OF EVENTS

The 2012 Calendar of Events has been posted under the <Calendar> <Yearly> Tabs on the Website.  If you are a visitor, please call the office before planning to attend an event.  Sometimes scheduled events change.




MAY
04 - Cards/Games * 9PM
05 - "Super Hero" Body Paint Dance * 9PM

11 - Cards/Games * 9PM
12 - "Mother's Day" Dance * 9PM
13 - Mother's Day

18 - Cards/Games * 9PM
19 - (Armed Forces Day)
       Dance * 9PM


25 - MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND
       BIKER RALLY WEEKEND

       Drive-In Movie * Dusk
       Cards/Games * 9PM
26 - MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND
       BIKER RALLY WEEKEND

       Dance * 9PM
27 - MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND
       BIKER RALLY WEEKEND

       Dance * 9PM
28 - MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND (Memorial Day)

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THIS WEEKEND AT THE ARMADILLO...

Friday Night
9:00 PM - Karaoke, Cards, Board Games.

Saturday
All Day Long - Fun in the Sun &Volleyball!

Saturday Night
9:00 PM - "Super Hero" Body Paint Dance.  

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CONGRATULATIONS JACQUELYN AND TAYLOR

Their daughter was born this past Friday at approximately 4:04 PM.

A BIG WELCOME to Sophia Noel!

  


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PAYING YOUR INVOICE ON-LINE

Billing was sent out on February 21st.  Be sure to check your In-Box.
For a quick and easy payment option, utilize the pay your bill using your credit card online.  Just click the "Pay My Bill" button.  


April 23rd

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THIS WEEKEND AT THE DILLO

Come on out to the Armadillo and have a fun time...leaving your cares, concerns, and Da-Ram-A at home.  Here's what's happening this weekend at the Armadillo Resort.

Friday Night
9:00 PM - Cards, Games, Darts, and Karaoke

Saturday Night
9:00 PM - DACE Dance   

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KARAOKE & CARDS THIS FRIDAY NIGHT

Come on out, get naked, and play a hand of Texas Hold'em or share your favorite song with Karaoke! The fun starts at 9:00 PM this Friday Night.  

Bring a friend.  Get Naked.  See ya there!   

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AANR-SW Regional Convention & General Assembly
June 17 - 24, 2012


Oaklake Trails Naturist Park and the SW Board of Directors cordially invites all AANR-SW Region clubs and their members, as well as AANR-SW Associate Members to the annual Convention at Oaklake Trails in Depew, Oklahoma.  Meet the people who make up the Board of Directors of the Region, and meet officials from AANR in Kissimmee, Florida.

The theme of our Convention is "Seasons in the Sun Festival" as we celebrate the different seasons and eras as nudists, with dances, costume contests, vendors, scores of sporting events, and family fun in the sun.

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April 9th

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TEXAS INTERHASH WEEKEND 2012
April 13th - April 15th

This weekend, Armadillo Resort will be the host grounds for the Texas Interhash 2012!   The event will span 3 days and will be filled with food, bands, runs, and BEER!  The event usually will bring a crowd anywhere between 200-300 people from all over the United States (and abroad.)

Due to the large number of overnight camping, events, and adult beverage, we are closing Armadillo Resort to visitors for this weekend.  The grounds will be filled with the Texas InterHashers and our Members.  The InterHashers will be bringing beer for their events.  I have been told that if any of our Members wish to purchase a KEG Bracelet that will allow unlimited keg visits, the InterHash Organizer needs to be informed BY NOON TUESDAY.

If you are a Member that will be at the Armadillo Resort this weekend and wish to buy a KEG Bracelet (in order to have unlimited beer for the weekend) please fill out the form below right.  If you will not be here...or...do not wish to buy a KEG Bracelet...then do not take any action.  The KEG Bracelet is $20.00 per person.

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    Respond by Tuesday, April 10th, Noon.

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April 2nd

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BUNNY HOP DANCE

Time to come on out and enjoy the weekend with us!  In celebration of Easter, we are having out annual Bunny Hop Dance this Saturday night starting at 9:00 PM.  So, come on out and enjoy the freedom of nude dancing.  The dance is a BYOB event.

We're looking forward to seeing all our friends...and hopefully some new ones.

Happy Easter Everyone!

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EASTER WEEKEND AT THE DILLO

As I write this, its stormy and about to pour.  Dark clouds overhead.  But the radio assures me that the weather this weekend will be nice.  That's a good thing.  Come celebrate the weekend with us...sans clothes!  

Friday Night
9:00 PM - Cards, Games, Darts, and Karaoke

Saturday Night
9:00 PM - Bunny Hop Dance  


Sunday
Easter

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KARAOKE & CARDS THIS FRIDAY NIGHT

I guess this Karaoke thing is catching on.  Everyone seems to have fun...even if the dawgs are howlin' outside.  Come on out, get naked, and play a hand of Texas Hold'em or share your favorite song. The fun starts around 9:00 PM this Friday Night.  

Bring a friend.  Get Naked.  See ya there!  

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March 26th

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KARAOKE & CARDS THIS FRIDAY NIGHT

Y'all come on out, get naked, and play a hand of Texas Hold'em or belt out your favorite song. The fun starts around 9:00 PM this Friday Night.  

Bring a friend.  See ya there! 

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THIS WEEKEND AT THE DILLO

The sun is bright and the weather is glorious.  Hopefully this weekend will be the same.  You know it's time to start working on that tan for the season...so head on out here and shed the clothes!  

Friday Night
9:00 PM - Cards, Games, Darts, and Karaoke

Saturday Night
9:00 PM - Dillo Dance 

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    Dillo Tanktop Quick Survey

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March 19th

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KARAOKE THIS FRIDAY NIGHT

Did you miss the debut of the Karaoke Season?  There sure was a nice group of singers and listeners that showed up for the fun.  Come on out and belt out your favorite song on Friday night.  The fun starts around 9:00 PM.

Bring a friend.  See ya there!

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THIS WEEKEND AT THE DILLO

Are you twisted into a knot from the winter blues?  Come on out to the Armadillo Resort and unwind!


Friday Night
9:00 PM - Cards, Games, Darts, and Karaoke

Saturday Night
9:00 PM - Dillo Dance

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HOT TUB INFO

The Hot Tub has been prepared for the new season.  We replaced the four sections of glass on the doors with a single sheet of plexiglass for each door.  We acid washed and cleaned the fiberglass giving a smooth and clean environment.  We updated the lights for safety and to be able to see in the evenings.  We placed a cover over the hot tub to contain the heat and save energy/propane.

Here is a reminder of the expectations for hot tub usage:

1.  There is to be no smoking in the hot tub hut.
2.  For insurance purposes (and safety) the lights are not to be unplugged for any reason.
3.  The hot tub cover must be replaced before leaving the hot tub hut.
4.  All trash should be thrown away before you leave the hot tub hut.  This includes beer cans, soda cans, and cups.
5.  For safety reasons, glass bottles are not allowed anywhere within the pool gate, including the hot tub hut.
6.  Please, please, please shower before entering the hot tub.
7.  Respectable behavior is manditory.

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THANK YOU FOR THE STEW!

A quick shout out to Rod, Sondra, and Cyril for the wonderful Mulligan Stew. T'was Very Tasty!

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March 11th

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MULLIGAN STEW "Potluck" Dinner

To begin our St. Patrick's Day Weekend Celebration, we are having a Mulligan Stew Potluck Dinner.  So, prepare your favorite recipe and share it at the Mulligan Stew Potluck Dinner this Saturday night.  The Potluck will begin at 6:00 PM.

Bring a friend and celebrate the bit 'o Irish in us all.

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"GET LUCKY" DANCE

We will be celebrating Saint Patrick's Day this Saturday night with our "Get Lucky" dance! Shamrocks, Green body paint, Pots of Gold, and wee little Leprechauns will be among the festivities.

The dance will begin after the Mulligan Stew Potluck winds down.  Approximately starting around 9PM.

Come out and have fun with us....bring a friend or two! 

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INTERHASH RUN WEEKEND

The InterHash weekend will be held during the weekend of April 13th - 15th.  Please remember that this event is not an Armadillo Resort event per say.  Our club grounds are basically being rented out by the InterHash running group as a place to meet, relax, sleep, and have fun with friends.

There will be 250+ Adult InterHashers on the grounds...leaving us with few resources to accommodate or "keep tabs on" other visitor traffic.  Therefore, the weekend of April 13-15 will be closed to visitors.  The Armadillo Resort will be accessible during this time for our Members and the preregistered InterHash runners only.  This move is for security and manageability of the weekend long event.

To read more about the InterHash, click the Picture that says "Texas Interhas 2012" or simply go to the tab "Special Events" at the top of our webpage. 

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March 5th

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THIS WEEKEND at THE ARMADILLO RESORT

Friday Night
9PM - Cards/Games in the Barn.

Saturday Night
8PM - Dillo Dance in the Barn

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MULLIGAN STEW "Potluck" Dinner

Prepare your favorite Mulligan Stew recipe and share it at the "Mulligan Stew Potluck Dinner" on 
Saturday, March 17th.  The Potluck will begin at 6:00 PM.

This will be a great time of food and fellowship for the little Irish in all of us.

Come out and bring a friend or two!

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"GET LUCKY" DANCE

Come on out to the our version of celebrating Saint Patrick's Day on Saturday, March 17th!  Shamrocks, Green body paint, Gold, and wee little Leprechauns will be amoung the festivities at the Get Lucky Dance. Remember to stock up on your supply of Irish Ale. The fun starts after everyone's has their fill of Mulligan Stew.  Approximately starting around 8PM.  (Also remember that at 2 a.m. we need to all "spring forward" to 3 a.m.)

Come out and have fun with us....bring a friend or two!

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INTERHASH RUN WEEKEND

The weekend of April 13th - 15thThere will be close to 250+ Adult InterHashers running around. To read more about the InterHash, click the Picture that says "Interhash Weekend." or simply go to the tab at the top of our webpage.

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February 27

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POTLUCK AND RED "SOLO" CUP DANCE

FRIDAY NIGHT
Cards/Board-games/Darts @ 9PM

SATURDAY NIGHT
We are starting off with a fun-filled and satisfying Potluck meal at 6:30 PM followed by a grand time of celebrating Red "Solo" Cup style beginning at 8:00 PM. Also, we are going to be "throwing together" a good ol' Trashcan Punch.  Be sure to bring your beads, masks, and partying spirit!  

Take this opportunity to bring out a friend and celebrate this special time with us!  See ya there!!!

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COMING UP THIS MONTH...

Get ready to celebrate St. Patrick's Day with us at The Armadillo Resort.  The night will kick off with some good ol' Mulligan Stew to warm the bones.  A wee bit later, all the "Get Lucky" Dance.

Mark your calendars today!  The fun begins at 6:30 on March 17th.

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PAYING YOUR INVOICE ON-LINE

Billing was sent out on February 21st.  Be sure to check your In-Box.
For a quick and easy payment option, utilize the pay your bill using your credit card online.  Just click the "Pay My Bill" button. 


February 21

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Member Billing was sent today.  Be sure to check your In-Box.
As always, you can pay your bill using your credit card online.  Just click the button above.

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THIS WEEK AT THE ARMADILLO

Friday Night
Cards/Games @ 9PM


Saturday Night
Dance @ 8PM


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POTLUCK AND MARDI GRAS DANCE

Be sure to mark your calendar for the Potluck and Mardi Gras Dance.
We will be celebrating Mardi Gras on March 3rd!

The Potluck will begin at 6:30PM and the dance will follow at 8PM.
Cross your fingers and hope for some beautiful weather!  See ya there!


February 13

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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

Barely a day goes by
That you don't come to mind.
Your laugh, your Kindness, and your smile
Make it all worth while.

We would like to take this day
To wish you all bliss.
And to remember our friends
With a big wet sloppy...smile.

Happy Valentine's Day

xoxoxo

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THIS WEEK AT THE ARMADILLO

Friday Night
Cards/Games * 9PM


Saturday Night
Dance * 8PM 

xoxoxo

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HAVE YOU PAID YOUR BILL YET?

This is a friendly reminder that your most recent bill went out on January 20th.  Please note the time frame in which to pay your statement so that you will not incur an initial late fee of $10.00

To pay your bill online...click the picture on the left.  The link will take you to the Tab on our website for greater ease.


February 6

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SWEETHEART DANCE

This Saturday Night, we will be having our early Valentine's Day "Sweetheart" Dance.  We look forward to seeing all of you with your sweeties.  The dance will begin at 8:00PM.

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SUPER BOWL PARTY

We had a nice group of fans in the Barn this past Sunday to watch the Super Bowl Adventure.  Had some great Hot Wings, chips, dips, dogs, beer, etc....no one left hungry.  A Big Thanks to all that came out, brought food, and celebrated the Big Game!

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MARDI GRAS DANCE

Coming up the first weekend of March will be our Mardi Gras Dance.  This is just a "heads up" so you can get your masks, beads, and bling ready for the event.  The dance will be at 8PM.  

We will be having a Potluck Dinner at 6:30PM just prior to the dance.  The Potluck theme is "New Orleans cuisine."


January 30

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THIS WEEK AT THE ARMADILLO

Friday Night
Cards/Games * 9PM

Saturday Night
Dance * 8PM 

Sunday Afternoon
Super Bowl XLVI Get Together * 30 Minutes before Game Time

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SUPER BOWL XLVI GET TOGETHER

On Sunday, February 5th, we will be gathering in the "Barn" to watch the Super Bowl!  Bring a friend and bring some munchies to share.  The fun starts 30 minutes before game time.

See ya there!

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COOK-OFF SERIES

Be sure to check out the new Cook-Off TAB at the top of our website.  All the information regarding the Cook-Off Series that I have been given is under that TAB.  Further information will be added (along with an entry form) as soon as it is made available.  This is the Nude Cooking/Grilling Series that was discussed Saturday at the Armadillo Member's Meeting.  It is not a part of CASI.  It is totally separate and will be very similar to the 5K Running Series.

Click on the "Griller" (to the right) to be taken to the Cook-Off TAB.

Our scheduled dates are July 13th - July 15th.  I've been told to allow two days due to the first category being brisket.  As previously stated, more information will be added as it is made available.

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SUGGESTION/COMMENT BOX

An on-line suggestion box has been generated for the Member's of Armadillo Resort.

Here, you can offer suggestions or comment on issues that are of importance to you.  Although there is a space to put your name and email, it is not necessary.  As you are aware, it would be very helpful in allowing us to contact you with questions or to answer your suggestion/comment personally.

All submitted suggestions/comments will be confidential and only Owners and the Office Manager will be privy to them.

Lastly, you may notice that there is a box to click that indicates your willingness to be a part of the solution to your suggestion/comment.  Please check this box as applicable.

You can click on the picture to be taken directly to the Suggestion/Comment Box TAB.


January 23

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ANNUAL MEMBER'S MEETING

The annual Member's Meeting will be this Saturday, January 28th.
It will begin at 2PM in the Barn (Dance Hall).  

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THIS WEEK AT THE ARMADILLO

Friday Night
Cards/Games * 9PM


Saturday Night
ANNUAL MEMBER'S MEETING * 2PM
Dance * 8PM 

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ON-LINE BILL PAY

Bills were sent out via email on the 20th.  YOU CAN CLICK THE ICON ON THE LEFT TO MAKE YOUR PAYMENT NOW.

If any contact information has changed within the past year, please help me by updating that information with the office.  I am talking about marriages, divorces, addresses, phone numbers, cell numbers, email addresses, etc. 

Thank you.


January 16

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POTLUCK SUPPER AT ARMADILLO RESORT

There will be a Potluck Supper before our dance this Saturday!  Be sure to bring some of your finest vittles.  This is a great time for food and fellowship!  The eatin' begins at 6:30 PM.  And of course the dance begins at 8:00 PM.

Come on out and bring a friend or two...

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MEMBER'S ANNUAL MEETING

The annual Member's Meeting will be Saturday, January 28th.
It will begin at 2PM in the Barn.  

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AANR-SW Mid-Winter Board Meeting

Wildwood is hosting the AANR-SW Mid-Winter Board Meeting this weekend, January 20-22, 2012.

Friday Night
Officers, Directors, Club Delegates, and members will enjoy a wine-down with appetizer buffet and entertainment @ 7PM.
Saturday Morning
Buffet breakfast at 8 AM followed by the meeting at 9 AM.
Saturday Noon
A fajita lunch will be served at noon ($10 per person) followed by the completion of the meeting and an afternoon coffee/tea break.
Saturday Night
A Regular Wildwood Potluck Supper and Dance.
Sunday Morning
Coffee and a light breakfast send off.

Please make your reservations now.

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ON-LINE PAYMENTS

Just a reminder that all bills are being sent out now on the 20th of the month via email.  The new system has been working extremely well. YOU CAN CLICK THE ICON ON THE LEFT TO MAKE YOUR PAYMENT NOW.

If any contact information has changed within the past year, please help me by updating that information with the office.  I am talking about marriages, divorces, addresses, phone numbers, cell numbers, email addresses, etc.

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THIS WEEK AT THE ARMADILLO

Friday Night
Cards, Darts, and Board-games @ 9PM

Saturday Night
Fellowship and Dance @ 8PM


January 9

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AANR-SW Mid-Winter Board Meeting

Wildwood extends a cordial invitation for the weekend of January 20-21-22, 2012 for the AANR-SW Mid-Winter Board Meeting.  Officers, Directors, Club Delegates, and members will enjoy a 7 PM Friday night wine-down with appetizer buffet and entertainment to start off the weekend.  Saturday morning a wake-up buffet breakfast at 8 AM followed by the meeting at 9 AM.  A fajita lunch will be served at noon ($10 per person) followed by the completion of the meeting and an afternoon coffee/tea break.  Saturday evening will be a regular Wildwood Potluck Supper and Dance.  Sunday morning coffee and a light breakfast send off.  Please mark your calendar and make your reservations now, Wildwood is looking forward to seeing you in January. 

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THIS WEEK AT THE ARMADILLO

Friday Night
Cards and Board-games @ 9PM

Saturday Night
Fellowship and Dance @ 8PM

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2012 CALENDAR OF EVENTS

The 2012 Calendar of Events has been posted under the <Calendar> <Yearly> Tabs on the Website.  Until final approval, the dates and events listed are subject to change without notice

Events are planned throughout the year.  As you can imagine, during the cold season we scale down the events a bit.   If you are a visitor, please call the office before planning to attend an event.  Sometimes scheduled events change at the drop of a dime.

The 2012 Calendar is Currently Tentative

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PAY YOUR BILL ON-LINE

Just a reminder that all bills are being sent out now on the 20th of the month via email.  The new system has been working extremely well.

If any contact information has changed within the past year, please help me by updating that information with the office.  I am talking about marriages, divorces, addresses, phone numbers, cell numbers, email addresses, etc.

Thank you and please realize that all of you that hung in there (while a good accounting/billing software was being found throughout last year) are greatly appreciated.   


January 2

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HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE!

On New Year's Day and the whole year through,

I hope the kindness you've given to others returns many times to you.

May hope, love, and warmth be in your heart's possessing,

and may the New Year bring you and yours many blessings.

Happy New Year!!!




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THE 2012 CALENDAR OF EVENTS

This year's tentative calendar of events will be posted on-line and sent via email within this week.  As usual this early in the year things might change a bit before all the "ayes" have had their vote.

The Membership Meeting date will be announced within a week.

We are hoping that this year will bring even more fun and well planned events that you, your family, and your friends will enjoy.

Anyone ready for the 104 degree days again?

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PAY YOUR BILL ON-LINE

Just a reminder that all bills are being sent out now on the 20th of the month via email.  The new system has been working extremely well.

If any contact information has changed within the past year, please help me by updating that information with the office.  I am talking about marriages, divorces, addresses, phone numbers, cell numbers, email addresses, etc.

Thank you and please realize that all of you that hung in there (while a good accounting/billing software was being found throughout last year) are greatly appreciated.